Complete your library with yet another useless book: The Wisdom of Nicolas Cage.
Nicolas Cage, who better to turn to for advice in a world so crazy and upside we feel like we have nowhere left to go. In a time of instability, turmoil and unpredictability we offer you the words of Nicolas Cage which are so crazy, they might just shed a light on a new path.
These Cage-ian quotes comes as inspiration, as advice and as an abstract pattern for our everyday use. Take them to heart and let them inspire you to lead a freakier life.
Here is a taste of the magic enclosed in this book:
“Well, Baby-O, it’s not exactly mai-tais and Yahtzee out here but… let’s do it!” — Con Air
“I never disrobe before gunplay.” — Drive Angry
“I have an acronym for myself. Know what it is? B.A.D. B.A.D. ….Balls, Attitude, Direction. You should give yourself an acronym… ’cause it helps you visualize your goals.” — Kiss of Deathe. Throughout they are illustrated by Verity Slade.
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