Find what’s the new useless thing to give to people you love.
Gifts Under $25
Hey, boss! It's me! I'm hungry! Why don't you wake everyone up?
Gifts for Men
Officially-Licensed Collector's Edition!
Bar Accessories
Chambong glassware for rapid champagne consumption!
New Stuff
It translates you brainwaves into sounds of weather! Plus, more!
Funny Dog Stuff
Did your dog always want to be blonde?
Gifts for Men
Wanna travel to the future? buy Uranium and give it a try!
Gifts Under $25
Adjustable and easy to wear!
Baby Stuff
Advanced engineering for optimal crappy aerodynamics....nah, just kidding, it drives like a piece of crap
Gifts for Men
A real replica glove!
Fan of cheesy retro action movies?
Bathroom
Roto Wipe Toilet – Prank Pack “Roto Wipe” – Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box
A weirdo prank!
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants!
Funny Dog Stuff
Doggo emerges as a beautiful majestic butterfly!
Fart Gifts
The Moon Ring farts when the box is open. A hilarious prank to play on your significant other!
Gifts for Men
The jar of nothing! When you ask what they want for Christmas and they say nothing, this is what you get them!
Fart Gifts
Each Bag of Unicorn Farts is sourced from the world’s most enchanting and gassy unicorns, probably after eating some magic beans.
Gifts for Men
Bored with having a dog or a cat? Wanna be the soul of any dog park around? Get your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach now! Get Sexed pair so you can make your house full of these cute pets.
Gifts for Men
You wanna look like a dad? This dad bag will get you all the milf in the park!
Gifts for Men
The rainbow crystal lens reflects light with a burst of vivid colors!
food and drink
Buy a can of whoopass now! By opening this can, you are going to unleash the power of whooping!
Books
The Extraordinary Book of Useless Information: The Most Fascinating Facts That Don’t Really Matter
There are more incredibly pointless and delightfully entertaining things to discover in this new entry in the #1 New York Times bestselling series.
Gag Gifts and Pranks
Called the Handicorn by Archie McPhee, this finger puppet will wow everyone that loves unicorns and creepy things.
Gag Gifts and Pranks
Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. This antibacterial gel also includes Aloe Vera to soften the skin.
Baby Stuff
This product features 3D SEAMLESS printing technology.
Gifts for Women
Tell your girlfriend "Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho" with this romantic and cute little guy
food and drink
Perfect for that special Canadian in your life.
decoration
Rest your head on a nice toned booty. Brought to you by Buttress Pillow. Also comes with a booty keychain.
You can’t find fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them at home!
Gag Gifts and Pranks
finally, some owl vomit!
Gifts for Women
not your kindergarten noodle necklace!
Books
Dominate dinner.
Baby Stuff
Author Christie Mellor's parenting book that is FUNNY
decoration
I'm covering my apartment with this as i write this.
