A Bag of Unicorn Farts

When you least expect it, magic can come out of unexpected places. Each Bag of Unicorn Farts is sourced from the world’s most enchanting and gassy unicorns, probably after eating some magic beans. This fantastical flatulence is packaged as a light and fluffy snack that, if you didn’t know its origins, you would swear was cotton candy. In addition to the magical treat inside, the funny packaging and eye-catching name make this gift a real gas.

• NOW WITH MORE COTTON CANDY! Funny Unique Gift For All Ages.
• DO YOU LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH? Bag of Unicorn Farts are guaranteed to brighten a friend’s day.
• SCIENTIFIC FACT: FARTS IN A BAG ARE FUNNY! The 3oz fruit punch cotton candy is delicious!
• BE ORIGINAL! The perfect birthday gift, retirement or 2nd Anniversary present. Epic Easter basket stuffer.
• PERFECT PRESENT! Creative Father’s Day And Birthday Gift Idea. Funny granddaughter or grandson present.

Also if you really like to eat nasty shit, you should get this Jumbo 4.5KG Toblerone Bar.