Can of whoopass for sale

The main ingredient, “pwnage” comes from the leaves of a plant know as “beating flower”. The flower, while beautiful, produces a smell similar to sweat. The flower can be found in , a country called kickassistan.

If you think one can is not enough you can buy two cans of whoopass , or if you are hard to satisfy you can get 4 can of whoopass here!

But if you are in some high-level shit and need more, you should get 24 cans of whoopass!

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