Snow globe nipple sweaters

• SANTA HATS FOR YOUR HOOTERS – It’s time we keep those snow globes safe against cold, brisk winds. Snow Globe Sweaters will have your ornaments nestled tight all winter long.
• KNIT TO BE A CHRISTMAS HIT – What Christmas morning is complete without a handmade gift? Instead of giving her another boring ear warmer, this silly stocking stuffer for ladies will have everyone laughing
• CLASSIC STOCKING CAP DESIGN – The twin elves are going to look stylish in these classically-designed, red knit caps which feature adorable white puffs for some added holiday pizzazz.
• FABULOUSLY WEIRD CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR WOMEN – Snow Globe Sweaters are Santa’s most popular request from ladies on the Naughty and Nice Lists. Answer her Christmas wish with this hilarious gag gift for women, and she’ll be in the mood to share some comfort and joy with you!
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Snow Globe Sweaters

Comfort and Joy

As joyous a season as Christmas is, there is one cold, hard fact that every woman has on the tip of her…brain. It’s also Nipmas season. Icicle lights are festive; icicle headlights are a problem and potential hazard for anyone at the chest level. Thankfully, a sensible solution has been invented to bring comfort and joy to all those frosty ornaments this winter…Snow Globe Sweaters!

These knit hooter heaters keep Dasher and Dancer warm and comfy, instead of ready for a long winter’s nip. If you’ve ever experienced T.H.O.s so extreme that you could hang wreaths from your boobs, you’ll love our handmade Snow Globe Sweaters.

Hooter Hats as Stocking Stuffers? Yes, Please!

When Santa Claus comes to town, all the lucky ladies on his naughty and nice lists will be busting with gratitude if they receive their very own set of Snow Globe Sweaters. This funny holiday gag gift for women is sure to be a hysterical hit for any festive occasion. Wrap up this hilarious present as a hostess gift, stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or White Elephant gift exchange idea.